Just ignore the dogs they haven’t got anything nice to say.
I was black but I’ve been going grey since I was 12. Old age isn’t fun.
Black puppies sitting in a row.
I love sausages. And Bacon and cat food, and scraps and crap from the garden. I really don’t care much.
I can’t even see my own tail, but I know that it is waggy.
Cats Rule. Oh yes we do. Get used to it.
Dogs Rule. Oh Yes.